"From the first drink they poured me,
to the time they invited me to drink with
their friends in 'The Planty', Lukasz &
Gzregorz were christened my favorite
Krakow bartenders in the square."

They're even members of a [ Polish rock band ]
& when Grzegorz, the lead singer, dedicated a song
in my honor, it was nothing but certified coolness.